20071028
When I was your age, Pluto was a planet.
Pluto, we salute you. (February 18, 1930 - August 24, 2006)
20071027
20071016
Fwd: CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
CARDIOLOGIST'S FUNERAL
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during
the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket
rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the
beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just
thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."
The proctologist fainted.
20071006
Brats
I suppose it was worthwhile since the mom bought a pile of kids books, but those boys were a terror playing with their lizards all over, and pulling books out of the shelves....
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